Sunday, January 18, 2009

It's so nice to see you!

There's lot's of adventures to be found on this site. Sit back, relax & grab a warm beverage & enjoy the show. Just keep scrolling down EVERYTHING you're looking for in an artist is here!

The Original Birdseye

Hello world! It's me Birdseye the leader of the SkyPatrol. I'm from the moon but I've been sent to earth to save all the birds of the world from the perills of man kind. Read my bio on the right to learn more about me. Keep scrolling down to see what kind of antics I've been up to lately.
Sincerely,
Birdseye Leatherhood.

Meet the adminstrative assistant...

...for the SkyPatrol ofcourse. This little hen formely known as 'Clucky' was born with many health problems such as; acute asthma, chronic bronchitis & congenital heart failure. Her family back on the farm told her that she'd probably never make it in the real world because of her poor health. That all changed when she met Birdseye who saved her life.( see vol. 1 of the comic for details) Today clucky is a happy & healthy hen, thanks to Birdseye who performed a life saving surgery on her. Not only does she thrive in the real world; she is a highly skilled & fully trained administrative assistant for Birdseye's elite SkyPatrol! She's now known as Adminbird.
If you'd like to become an elite Skypatrol member; Adminbird would be delighted to sign you on as a new recruit. Leave a comment & she'll fax you your information package today!
Yours truly,
Birdseye

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Hey everybody look at me!

Just doing a little fire dance in the Bay of Rainbows. Good times on the Moon! My home you know? ANYWAYS! Enough of about me, I've got bird news for you scroll down for the latest.

Detective Raven was on the scene


Birdseye we caught another poacher. Thugs like this just makes me sick!

Dejavu!

This !#%@ went down in Vol.2. And it goes on more than you know! If you have any information on crimes against eagles & or against ANY bird for that matter, call your local SkyPatrol leader TODAY! Justice will be done! You no good man child woman, dead meat sucker prey for WAR!!! Spit snarl oh you're gonna pay! *$@!?+^*#!!!!!!

Prey for War


Eagle woman am I... Important Eagle woman am I.

As seen in Vol. 2

Birdseye takes care of business!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Introducing the brochure


Hello world! I found a lovely chunk of ancient rain forest to build my all inclusive resort on & it's exclusively for birds. Now open for thanksgiving, it would be my pleasure to take you on a virtual tour highlighting what we at "The Buena Vista Birdseye Inn" have to offer birds of the modern world today!

WELCOME


A personal handwritten greeting from the manager. Hopefully this will dispell any rumors that Birdseye doesn't know how to read or write.

All inclusive!

Unlimited use of the SkyPatrol pool. Fully chlorinated & stocked with toys, schedualed aqua aerobics & a qualified life guard on duty 24/7

All you can eat

Breakfast, lunch, dinner & snacks. Upon arrival the manager Birdseye invites you exclusively to her table for a"Buena Vista" style banquet followed by...

A spectacular show

Featuring the talented staff doing what they do best. Magic tricks & fire eating! And the fun doesn't stop there!

Hop in...

The SkyPatrol shuttle which taxi's you free of charge to the"Buena Vista Birdseye Los Iguanas Mojito Club Exclusively For Birds" For happy hour festivities & dancing til dawn.

AYE! ARRIBBA!!!

'nuff said!

Plenty to do

Through out the day.

Special for thanksgiving

SAFE HAVEN FOR TURKEYS! So come one come all to the "BUENA VISTA BIRDSEYE INN" It's built by birds, run by birds, made for birds!
Yours truly,
Birdseye Leatherhood

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Birdseye shares...

Hey gang! You know when I 1st came to earth, I didn't quite fit in. It's tough being the new bird in town. I'd sometimes feel a little envious seeing you all living the earth dream, with your perfect nuclear families complete with a mom a dad a sister, brother & even a family pet. Well even lunar falcons need love so I decided to adopt a nuclear family of my very own.
In Russia there was so much for me to choose from, but I know I chose the very best & am living the dream & couldn't be happier with what I got. I'd like to share with you now some personal family photos of mine.

They call him Fatman

But I just call him Dad. Here he is giving me a piggy back ride. He flies almost as fast as me!

And this is my Mom

Fusion bomb. We had just baked a 3 layer strawberry shortcake. It was delicious! It was a great bonding experience for us too.

And this is Little boy

A.K.A my kid brother. Here I'm giving him a piggy back ride. When he grows up I know he's going to be an even faster flyer than me & Dad put together.

And these are my Scudly sister's

They're twins. We take take dance classes together & here we are after our 1st ballet recital.

And here I am walking the family dog

Which is also good exercise after dinner.

So there you have it


Thanks for letting me share this very special part of my life here on earth with you all today. And my I share one more thing. When it comes to family, you've only got one. So love 'em , cherish 'em & treat 'em with respect always. PEACE.

Oh & here's Dirty bomb


Technically not considered a part of the nuclear family. But hey, everyone has a dirty uncle. Am I right or what!?

KABOOOOM!!!!

PEACE!!!

It's been awhile...


...I know I shouldn't of kept you waiting, but I'm here now.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Hey! Did you know...

...we here at the Skypatrol headquarters get fan mail? Yup it's true & you can send some too. And the leader will get back to you. Keep scrolling down to get the latest on what fans have to say about BIRDSEYE.

Hey Birdseye!

ADMINBIRD: Wait up! Before you go for lunch, you've got mail! A whole bunch of mail!

Oh, well I guess...


BIRDSEYE: Lunch can wait! Let's see what compliments & kind words we have here today. Let's see this one's from ... the ... good ...doctor? It says...

Dear Leader


BIRDSEYE: Um... You are the best! You are gorgeous, strong, brave, intelligent-
ADMINBIRD: Birdseye, you've got the letter upside down. Would you like me to help you with that?

Why sure little buddy...


BIRDSEYE: Read it, go for it.
ADMINBIRD: Dear Birdseye, Hello old chum. It's real swell to see you up & running again. As a leader you are terrific.

Why thank-you fan


BIRDSEYE: Always a pleasure go on.
ADMINBIRD: I see that beak of yours is looking real shiney & straight these days too. That reconstructive surgery you got looks real snazzy.

Oh yes, yes...


BIRDSEYE: That's because in Vol. 1 I fell into a trash can & it messed my beak up pretty bad. But I'm doing fine now actually. Thanks for asking. I can breath so clearly now too. Go on keep reading.

Um maybe we should ...


ADMINBIRD: finish reading this later- you know after lunch maybe?

Don't be silly...


BIRDSEYE: There's nothing more I love on earth than positive feedback like this. Please lunch can wait, go on.

Um.. o.k. then...


ADMINBIRD: And if you want that beak of yours to stay that way Birdseye. I strongly recommend that you cough up that 10 grand you owe us for fixin' you up. Or perhaps you & your beak would like to recieve another procedure that me & my staff specialize in. It's called brass knuckle therapy...

ANYWAYS


BIRDSEYE: I'll just take that letter from you now & see to it that it get's a proper response, right after lunch.

Birdseye there's some angry birds at the door

ADMINBIRD: right now & they're yelling they want their money NOW!

And that my friends concludes...

BIRDSEYE: our mail session for today. Me & Adminbird are late for lunch & must go right now. Keep the positive feedback rolling in we really appreciate it. Until next time...

Come on little buddy...

BIRDSEYE: Let's take to the skies. Those elevators just take too damn long.

Hang on there pal...

BIRDSEYE: It's off to the moon we go!
ADMINBIRD: Sounds good boss!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Artist of this blog

Done in gel ink. It's a Bluebird production.

Artist of the day

Shouts out to J-Bird in Colorado. A.K.A my #1 fan on earth. We love your birdly style. Keep up the fine work!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Good morning world!

It's Dig Dig Digger the bird THE BIRD! This little fella has been by my side through thick & thin. Truly the most honorable & loyal soldier in the Skypatrol army. And really my only friend. So chirps out to my Dog DIGGER!!! Chirps, woof!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hummingbird woman am I

Hey gang! I've got a new vehicle to get from the moon to earth. Pretty cool huh? It's called a hummer & it's one smooth ride. Which is good cause my little buddy Adminbird is prone to motion sickness.
So you can credit the skilled & talented Bluebird who captured this image at the break of dawn as we were hovering down to earth. She drew this in gel ink & really captured the momment don't you think?

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Birdseye never had it better!

Hi Boobala!

Dragon news hits home!

For Birdseye anyways!

Thanks to urban sprawl...

...we're doing just fine thanks!
Love always,
Birdseye

Sunday, January 21, 2007

The empire is expanding

Since VanillaFunk is such a hit; soon there will be a brand new blog site exclusively dedicated to displaying it! A fresh new line of necklaces, braclets & anklets for him & her alike are under construction, so don't believe the hype!
As for all you bird lovers from across the nation. The leader BIRDSEYE still ROCKS right here on this same old station!
Check it.
Hold up. The link is NOW right under Adrie Stories. Well, what are you all waiting for? Go get some- Vanilla that is!

Friday, January 19, 2007

ANIMALS!!!

 
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